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- Were you BORN this stupid? Or did it just take years of practice?
- I dont know what your problem is, but Ill bet its hard to pronounce.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- No, my powers can only be used for good.
- You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
- Who me? I just wander from room to room
- And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
- Do I look like a freaking people person?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- When doing something without being told, youre overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, thats initiative.
- When you take a stand, youre being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he or she is being firm.