Statusuri amuzante pentru Facebook – Statusuri in engleza pentru status
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
Doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it.
Love is going to bed early.Marriage is going to sleep early.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.