“The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.” -David Letterman
“The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” -Ernest Hemingway
“I do a version of spring cleaning, which is sort of recycling, streamlining, and divesting myself of unneeded accumulation.” -Jeff Goldblum