Statusuri haioase in engleza – Statusuri amuzante pentru Messenger

Statusuri haioase in engleza – Statusuri amuzante pentru Messenger

Statusuri haioase in engleza – Statusuri amuzante pentru Messenger

Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…

What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

You got STYLE… You got SEX-APPEAL… You got the BRAINS… and you sure as hell got the BODY….WAIT!!!!!…SORRY….wrong number

You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T

I am not your type … I am not inflatable.

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