Statusuri cool in engleza – Statusuri amuzante in engleza – Statusuri Messenger si Facebook

Statusuri cool in engleza – Statusuri amuzante in engleza – Statusuri Messenger si Facebook

Statusuri cool in engleza – Statusuri amuzante in engleza – Statusuri Messenger si Facebook

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

The four most important words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.

If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza.

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

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