Statusuri amuzante in engleza – Statusuri funny pentru Facebook si Messenger
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.
When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don’t no how to spell anonymous.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet
Women ll never b as successful as men becoz they have no wives 2 advise them.
A conclusion iz da place where u got tired of thinking.
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.