Sms-uri amuzante pentru adulti – Mesaje despre sex in engleza

Sms-uri amuzante pentru adulti – Mesaje despre sex in engleza

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

In Arithmetic Of Love
One Plus One Is Equal To Everything
And
Two Minus One Is Equal To Nothing. . .

Beautiful words
said by a boy to her lover.
‘The next girl i will ever love
on earth will be our daughter’

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